Thursday, June 30, 2011

BYSMHABBFT-OUS!

Okay okay I just need to write this down.

Went to one of my Facebook fren's wall today to wish her Happy Birthday, cos you know, it's her birthday and she wished me at my wall last time so it's only fair that I do the same to her wall I mean, and not to her handphone cos we are not that close anyway and she would not have registered my number in her HP and my well wish could end up being deleted, so..anyway..
I scrolled her wall and Oh My Allah! (sumbody said not to use OMG, will story about that sometime).

About 90% of her well wishes (most of them are her 20-or-so year olds college friends) used these 2 alphabets to wish her - HB!


What?!!

I know that stands for Happy Birthday but would it hurt your fingers to type the rest of the alphabets which are a,p,p,y,i,r,t,h,d,a and y?

See? I did it in a jiff and no, my fingers are not hurt at all!
Huh, U students!

If I'm HER, I would not be so thrilled to receive these wishes at all! I will not be HAPPY at all cos it doesn't even spelt HAPPY!

Come on laa pemalas! Shortforms are becoming too much of an 'in' trend now that it is WRONGLY used on PCs instead of only at the limited-word-count smses!

I see that these U students trends will start from 1 single individual and another follows and then another saw it and follows and so gradually in became the 'in' trend for their so-called community.
Followers! Be a leader lah budak-budak woi!

Kenapa la budak-budak U sekarang ni buat trend vudus camni pun aku tak paham. Uik marah aku kata budak U? Ye lah!
Member-member aku (whom by the way left campus life like 10 years ago) semua guna HAPPY BIRTHDAY full, well spelt, nicely accessorised with 'semoga panjang umur murah rezeki, many happy returns, semoga bertambah tahun bertambah bini opps anak' nice well wishes to my FB wall on my birthday. Kan ke sedap dibaca dan menggembirakan si penerima?
Sheeesh..

Ok tu je nak bebel. :-)

Babai!

Eh, lupa, to my fellow readers who belong in the HB-wishers group:  B!
Ha, ko pikir la sendiri perkataan apa aku maksudkan tu ye.


By the way, my entri title stands for - BENDA YANG SANGAT MENJENGKELKAN HATI AKU BILA BUKAK FACEBOOK TADI - OVER USED SHORTFORMS!




P/S: my apologies to the secluded percent of U students who clearly are not in this group I was rambling about but TERASA bila acik dok sebut-sebut U students tu ye. Yes you are my favourites. Jaga negara kita baik-baik macam zaman Tun Mahathir dulu bila acik dah tuo nanti ye! Pis!



SEBENARNYA JADI.. TAPI KERANA.. OLEH ITU, JANGAN LUPAKAN AKU!

Salam Khamis korang.

SEBENARNYA, aku masih sibuk tak cukup masa menyiapkan projek juta-juta banglo mewah 4 tingkat dengan kolam renang atas bumbung 15 unit ekslusif untuk pemain bola Harimau Malaya yang menang 2-1 dengan Taiwan malam tadi.

JADI, aku tak sempat nak sembang panjang dengan korang semua.

TAPI, aku masih memerlukan korang sebagai kawan-kawan blogger ku untuk memeriahkan kemah aku yang sepi ni.

KERANA, kawan-kawan itu sangat penting buat aku.

OLEH ITU, kartun aku cilok dari almari tua pakcik Gugel ini aku tujukan khas buat korang.

*peluk2*


JANGAN LUPAKAN AKU!


P/S: Aku janji, siap je projek banglo juta-juta ni aku akan hapdet blog hari-hari dengan berita-berita terkini hiburan sensasi, eh macam biasa dengar ayat tu *pegang dagu dongak ke atas belah kanan sambil kerut dahi*
Ye, tajuk entri aku poyo. Tak sempat pikir der, kan aku kata : Aku tengah sibuk.. huhu.






Wednesday, June 29, 2011

HOW TRUE IS THIS? YOU LET ME KNOW

STRESS TEST

These pictures are used to test the level of stress a person can handle.

The slower the pictures move, the better your ability to handle stress.

Allegedly, criminals that were tested see them spinning around madly;
however, senior citizens and children see them standing still.

None of these images are animated; they are simple bitmap files.


Now tell me – how stressed are you?



P/S: maafkan tuan kemah yang agak kurang menghapdet blog akhir-akhir ini. Agak kesibukan dengan satu projek eceehhh macam CEO Syarikat Pembinaan Ijazambry lak. Nanti kita citer panjang ek.



Thursday, June 23, 2011

POMPUAN KUAT EMO!

Semalam hari 'ulang tahun jadi orang' untuk Mr Semtz.
Tahun ni ulang tayang kali ke 36! (Whooaa still 4 more years before his life starts! *Men's life starts at 40 rite?)

Celebration?
Nada.
Petang semalam balik kerja kami cuma beli Big Apple donuts (sebab dia taknak kek -takut lagi gemuk.. err donut lagi menggemukkan, kan?).
Pastu sampai umah aku bersilat kat dapur gorengkan mee sanggul masak blackpepper (sebab dia taknak nasi - takut lagi gemuk... err.. mee goreng lagi banyak minyak kan?).

Itu je menu birthday dinner suamiku.

Presents?
Nada.
Aku suh Mikail kish je papa dia as present. Ok la tu.. aku pon takde birthday present maa.

Photos?
Nada (tersedak le sape nama Nada ni iyeee)
Maleh nak snap gambor birthday boy pakai baju Pagoda ngan kain pelikat Cap Gajah Duduk tengah makan secara ayu mee sanggul kaler tak mengancam.
Korang bayangkan je cukup la.

Anyway, despite the 'cool' celebration at home, his FB was heated up with zillions birthday wishes from his FB frens.

Okay maybe NOT zillion, like 50 wishes or so lah.

And being the kaypoh mak nenek wife, I went thru the wishes ONE BY ONE. Hehe aku tau, aku paranoid.
Saje suke nak baca sape la yang wish besday kat laki aku ni, eh eh mamat ni mutual fren ni kat aku tak pulak ko wish ek, eh eh mamat ni ayat jiwang karat cam pompuan laa, eh eh so sweet doakan untuk wife jugak, eh eh panjangnye wish ko ni lelaki ke pompuan ni, eh eh canggih la wish ko lain dari yang lain nanti aku nak pinjam la ayat ko, eh eh sape pompuan ni laki aku kenal ke, eh eh pompuan ni like pulak status laki aku sape ko ni ek?
Curious.
Aku pun klik kat gambo dia.  
'NO FEEDS AVAILABLE'

Ok fine, kena kawan dulu baru leh kenal ek.

Takpe-takpe. Aku klik kat album dia.  
'1 album available'

Woohoo! Gambo profile kemain lawo ko pompuan, meh kita kaypo tengok rupe ko cemana hehehehe! *gelak jahat isteri curiga

Bukak album, tu dia! 250 pictures of her & some girl friends on holiday.
Sampai gambor yang ke 20 lebih aku dah angkat tangan.
Tak larat nak browse dah. Dah cukup aku tengok siapa gerangannya.
Aku tak kenal.
Dan Aku YAKIN Mr Semtz pun tak kenal.
Sebab dia bukan sebaya kitorang pun.
Dia memang pandai pilih profile pic yang menunjukkan dia MASIH in her 20s.
Kenyataannya? Errmmm aku agak dari mekap tebal, gaya rambut, gaya posing, gaya baju, gaya kawan-kawan dia, she is AT LEAST, 45 years old.
Tak tipu, memang Ah So.
A bit plump but fashionable Ah So who clearly has no connection with my husband but is added as his friend in FB.

Eh eh Ija yang ko nak tuduh pompuan ni pulak pehal. Ntah-ntah laki ko yang add dia ke apa ke!

Aku tak marah pon part sape add sape.
I admit there was a time both of us were crazily adding strangers to our fren's list for the sake of 'networking' under the scheming MLM thing (PAST-TENSED. Aku dah fed up ngan MLM ni jangan approach aku nanti aku sepak!).
So, there is a chance Mr Semtz telah add dia berdasarkan profile pic dia yang muda bergetah tu dan Mr Semtz terfikir dalam kepala 'Eh awek cun muda ni mesti nak duit banyak buat beli mekap2 ke baju2 branded ke bek aku add dia bole ajak join kot2 dia terpesona dgn kemachoan aku mau dia trus bank in duit join immediately!' *ayat rekaan penulis
Fine lah, lelaki macho + pompuan muda = *closing (*slang MLM)

Cuma aku pelik kenapa dia nak wish laki aku epi besday kalo dia tak kenal laki aku tu?
He is a married man.
She could be married too for all I care.
Isn't it a bit TAK SESUAI to wish a random MARRIED guy fren in your FB list a happy besday?
And don't say it's because they are friends in FB!
Do people wish ALL their FB frens happy besday?
Oooh? She DOES wish ALL her FB frens on their birthday? Then I rest my case lah.

OK, she might not meant any harm by doing just that but guess what? The harm is done!
Aku mencurigai suamiku sendiri. 

And this is why I think there should be these rules regarding FB for married people:
  • Add only people BOTH of you KNOW and if the other half doesn't, then introduce them
  • Add job related people of the SAME jantina (eg, miss cute receptionist-with-long-hair-smelling-nice at hubby's company is a NO. Ah yes MAKCIK canteen also cannot. Pompuan kan?)
  • Add the SAME people your spouse adds
  • Make status like 'I love my wife today she cooked me a mee sanggul goreng blackpepper which I think NO female in my FRIEND LIST here can lawan so jangan menggatal ok!'
  • Write on your spouse's wall with words like 'Hi Hubby!' 'Hi isteriku sayang!' so that your FB frens can see you are very much in love mutually and they will say 'Cheh, ngengada la laki bini ni, nak muntah aku!', so NOBODY will WANT to kacau you/spouse because you make people puke hehehe
  • Don't join MLM. It involves getting to know strangers on no friendly-basis. 
Ada banyak lagi aku terpikir tapi malas nak taip dan tangan aku keras kejung dek sejuk aircon office ni (errkk kantoi blogging kat opis *ahem)

Jadi, point aku di sini, aku paranoid sekejap bila nampak ada pompuan tak dikenali wish happy besday kat FB Mr Semtz.
Normal ke perangai aku ni?
Aku bukan nye jenis cemburu buta pon tapi entah kenapa kali ni ter'over' emo plak.
Kenapa ek?
Sebab laki aku bertambah hensem ke? *tadah baldi sape nak muntah?
Sebab aku yang bertambah tua dan rasa insecure ke?
Sebab aku takde topik untuk entri jadi aku guna perasaan-tak-berapa-penting ni untuk buat entri best jadi boleh dapatkan mood berblog ke?

Pompuan, pompuan...
Emo tak habis-habis.
Aku pun tak paham perangai aku sendiri hehehe.


Sekian terima kasih.

Entri ni aku akhiri dengan gambar takde kena mengena langsung.

Nasi+kentang+carrot+bayam blended. Mikail makan semangkuk ni 2 kali sehari. Banyak ke?


P/S: haah aku nak guna bahasa rojak dalam blog ni sebab ada ayat yang ditulis dalam Bahasa Melayu pasar tak kena dengan maksud yang aku cuba nak sampaikan, so, to all cikgu-cikgu BM yang baca blog aku - ai em soriiii!

P/S/S: Mr Semtz takde affair tau. Korang jangan nak memandai wat cerita, kan aku cakap kat tajuk tu- POMPUAN KUAT EMO. Ada aku letak tajuk MR SEMTZ MEN KAYU BERTIGA-TIGA? Isk isk iskk




Wednesday, June 22, 2011

20 JUNE 2011

Dimana ada kek, disitu ada Mikail

Happy Birthday Opah! Blowwww!

SEAFOOD GALORE!.... Birthday dinner kat restoran steambot depan umah je. Perhatikan piring kecik di sebelah kiri besday mom - penuh cengkerang ketam dan udang SAHAJA :-)

Oh mak ku yang diabetic makan eskrem 3 rasa habis semangkuk (T_T).. doktor, bukan salah saya tau, mak saya yang nak makan.. Err adik, apa motif ketam tu ko posing gitu ye?

Ankel Lan dalam usaha menghabiskan mangkuk kedua aiskrem 3 rasa - gluttony!

The head is moving towards the food so fast it got blurred during camera snap!

Ankel Lan's. See? 1 bowl finished. 1 more painstakingly to go... err *gambare!   *g'luck!

Hehehe unflattering photo of mak (sorry mak!) yang sangat kenyang malam itu. Luv you mak! Happy Birthday!! Muah muahh!!


Nota besday:

Kesayangan aku yang kedua yang berkongsi bulan kelahiran Jun - MR SEMTZ!

And it's TODAY!!!

Updates esok ye! *sheepish smile*



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